If the song doesn’t have air horn I ain’t listening
Overheard this last night: “you want a hot dog”? “No thanks. I don’t like onions”. Natural selection fails us again.
Matty is just an average dude that grew up on the rough streets of rural Cleveland. He grew up confused about his identity because he had the unfortunate cultural circumstances of dealing with an American father and a Canadian mother. He continues to struggle with the pronunciation of “mom” and “about”. Although he is half Canadian, he does not agree with the loosey goosey immigration laws for Canada geese.
He is a teacher by trade; not a real teacher, just a gym teacher. He is currently fighting for gym teachers to get paid more than normal teachers because, “We have to deal with cultural stereotypes. Everyone always thinks I’m a lesbian”. He has lived in weird places all around the world and now resides in Los Angeles, with the likes of Wilfred Brimley and entitled pedestrians.
His stand up has been said to be extremely appealing to animals and people that don’t speak English. Won most valuable comedian on his bocce ball team (his partner did not vote). You have seen him as the hockey player in Cut Copy’s “Need You Now” and recently in Honey Honey’s “Angel of Death” with Joe Rogan and Martin Starr. He was in the feature film “Rampart” with Woody Harrelson and Robin Wright. He played a groom in a McDonald’s commercial. He also did a student film where he played a dad, but he forgets the name of the movie.
He is a teacher by trade; not a real teacher, just a gym teacher. He is currently fighting for gym teachers to get paid more than normal teachers because, “We have to deal with cultural stereotypes. Everyone always thinks I’m a lesbian”. He has lived in weird places all around the world and now resides in Los Angeles, with the likes of Wilfred Brimley and entitled pedestrians.
His stand up has been said to be extremely appealing to animals and people that don’t speak English. Won most valuable comedian on his bocce ball team (his partner did not vote). You have seen him as the hockey player in Cut Copy’s “Need You Now” and recently in Honey Honey’s “Angel of Death” with Joe Rogan and Martin Starr. He was in the feature film “Rampart” with Woody Harrelson and Robin Wright. He played a groom in a McDonald’s commercial. He also did a student film where he played a dad, but he forgets the name of the movie.
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